James Stephanie Sterling
Minit – The Seconds Of Zelda (Jimpressions)
Developer: JW, Kitty, Jukio, and Dom Publisher: Devolver Digital Format: PC, PS4, Xbox One Released: April 3, 2018 Copy purchased You...
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James Stephanie Sterling
Mar 28, 2018
Far Cry 5 – Deep Fried Testicle Festival (Jimpressions)
Developer: Ubisoft Montreal, Ubisoft Toronto Publisher: Ubisoft Format: PC, PS4, Xbox One Released: March 27, 2018 Copy purchased...
James Stephanie Sterling
Mar 22, 2018
Kirby Star Allies – Dededelightful (Jimpressions)
Developer: HAL Laboratory Publisher: Nintendo Format: Nintendo Switch Released: March 16, 2018 Copy purchased The Switch continues a hot...
James Stephanie Sterling
Mar 20, 2018
Ni no Kuni II: Revenant Kingdom – Little King’s Kuni (Jimpressions)
Developer: Level-5 Publisher: Bandai Namco Entertainment Format: PS4 Released: March 23, 2018 Copy provided by publisher It’s time to...
James Stephanie Sterling
Mar 14, 2018
Where The Water Tastes Like Wine – An American Tale (Jimpressions)
An enjoyable take on visual novels and other story-driven games, Where the Water Tastes Like Wine is a pleasant little game indeed.
James Stephanie Sterling
Mar 3, 2018
Past Cure – If Metal Gear & Silent Hill Had A Really Shit Baby (Jimpressions)
This is already easily in the running for one of 2018’s worst game. Woefully inadequate nonsense.
James Stephanie Sterling
Mar 1, 2018
Hunt Down The Freeman – Shitty 17 (Jimpressions)
This might actually be among the worst games I’ve ever had the misery of playing. The fact they want $24.99 for this broken ripoff is...
James Stephanie Sterling
Feb 28, 2018
Bayonetta 2 For Nintendo Switch – Pervily Promiscuous Princess Peach (Jimpressions)
For all I could criticize Nintendo for, I could never begrudge it rescuing Bayonetta from the scrapheap and continuing to have faith in...
James Stephanie Sterling
Feb 22, 2018
Pinstripe – Pissy The Piss Snake (Jimpressions)
Poignant, clever, and creepy as all hell!
James Stephanie Sterling
Feb 21, 2018
Metal Gear Survive – It Is Shit (Jimpressions)
Metal Gear Survive is here, and it’s worse than I expected. I thought they’d at least TRY and make it feel like Metal Gear, but instead...
James Stephanie Sterling
Feb 15, 2018
Dynasty Warriors 9 HARD MODE – It’s Still Fucking Shit
Weirdly, DW9 has actual defenders, and they squirmed like hell to discredit my criticisms, mostly saying it was my fault for not playing...
James Stephanie Sterling
Feb 13, 2018
Dynasty Warriors 9 – The Worst Dynasty Warriors Game Ever Made (Jimpressions)
Dynasty Warriors 9 is an absolute mistake. The open world actively ruins the flow of the game, the new combat system is a homogenizing...
James Stephanie Sterling
Jan 30, 2018
Inner Kung Fu Game – My Three Warm Cavities (Jimpressions)
Another amazing piece of “work” comes to PlayStation 4 (also available on Microsoft’s storefront, but not Xbox One). Let’s just say Life...
James Stephanie Sterling
Jan 27, 2018
Warframe – Pretty In Pink (Jimpressions)
As you know, this means Warframe.
James Stephanie Sterling
Jan 10, 2018
Sword Of Fortress The Onomuzim – The PS4’s Farted On Its Own Balls (Jimpressions)
I swear this is a real thing that is on the PlayStation Store. I promise you it has the nerve to charge $19.99. Maybe I’m paranoid, but...
James Stephanie Sterling
Dec 29, 2017
White Day: A Labyrinth Named School – Terror Of The Random Janitor (Jimpressions)
A “classic” Korean survival horror game about running away from a very old man who you could realistically take down with ease.
James Stephanie Sterling
Dec 27, 2017
PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds – Keep On Running (Jimpressions)
It’s that Battlegrounds game everyone loves so much. Yes it is.
James Stephanie Sterling
Dec 13, 2017
A Hat In Time – Down With Minty Fresh (Jimpressions)
Yeah, it’s alright. It’s not Yooka-Laylee, and that’s better than being Yooka-Laylee.
James Stephanie Sterling
Nov 30, 2017
Million Onion Hotel – The Universe Is Nonsense (Jimpressions)
Collect lots of fruit please!
James Stephanie Sterling
Nov 28, 2017
Hand Of Fate 2 – Card Rock Cafe (Jimpressions)
Hand of Fate 2. It’s basically as good as Hand of Fate. The new twists are good, the old problems are a shame.
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