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James Stephanie Sterling
May 11, 2021
Resident Evil Village - Village Creeple (Jimpressions)
Resident Evil has never tasted so much like Halloween. Resident Evil Village is a camp and schlocky delight. It's spooky, and silly, and...
James Stephanie Sterling
May 4, 2021
Returnal - Die, Die Again! (Jimpressions)
Finally! Something new and interesting for the PlayStation 5. If you have one, this curious roguelite shoot-em-up might be your cup of...
James Stephanie Sterling
Apr 8, 2021
Outriders - Early 'AAA'ccess To A Disgusting Degree (Jimpressions)
A week after buying it, Outriders is one of the very worst "live service" experiences I've ever played. The servers are so busted, the...
James Stephanie Sterling
Mar 15, 2021
Taishogun Rise Of Emperor - Gilson B. Pointless (Jimpressions)
Oh yes! The soul still burns, as Gilson B. Pontes returns with another horrible, terrible, horrible game. Welcome to the "world" of...
James Stephanie Sterling
Dec 8, 2020
Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity - Durable Fun (Jimpressions)
Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity is a prequel to a sequel and a sequel to a spin-off. It's also really bloody good, I reckon. With a more...
James Stephanie Sterling
Nov 27, 2020
Demon's Souls - The PS5's Best PS3 Game (Jimpressions)
Demon's Souls is pretty much the sole PS5 exclusive of any circumstance, which is impressive when you remember it's also a PS3 game. From...
James Stephanie Sterling
Oct 22, 2020
Amnesia: Rebirth - Forgettable Frights (Jimpressions)
Amnesia: Rebirth isn't a bad game, but it doesn't live up to the series for which it's titled. While billed as a direct sequel to The...
James Stephanie Sterling
Oct 2, 2020
Hades - Basically My Game Of The Year (Jimpressions)
Hades is excellent. Seriously very excellent. A level of excellent that has quickly seen it become one of my favorite games ever. Top...
James Stephanie Sterling
Sep 18, 2020
WWE 2K Battlegrounds - A Trash Game For A Trash Brand (Jimpressions)
2K has another bad wrestling videogame to ruin your day, but this time it's made of cartoons! Following last year's disastrous 2K20, WWE...
James Stephanie Sterling
Sep 9, 2020
Kingdoms Of Amalur: Re-Reckoning - Re-Reviewing A Remastered Re-Release (Jimpressions)
Kingdoms of Amalur: Re-Reckoning is a pretty basic remaster of a game that could have stood to see more improvements. It's not terrible,...
James Stephanie Sterling
Sep 1, 2020
Marvel's Avengers - Earth's Crappiest Heroes (Jimpressions)
It may have the powerful Marvel license behind it, but make no mistake - Marvel's Avengers is just another forgettably mediocre "live...
James Stephanie Sterling
Aug 20, 2020
Battletoads - The Game That Wants To Be Every Game (Jimpressions)
Battletoads is a game with a very small attention span. One moment it's a brawler, the next it's a bullet hell shooter. When you finally...
James Stephanie Sterling
Aug 5, 2020
Fall Guys - An Indictment Of Human Selfishness (Jimpressions)
Fall Guys is an entertaining game that shines a grimly colorful light on just how self-destructive our self-service can be. Crabs in a...
James Stephanie Sterling
Aug 1, 2020
Grounded - The Spiders From Arse (Jimpressions)
Grounded is yet another survival game, but the shrunken conceit it hangs itself on carries the otherwise generic formula surprisingly...
James Stephanie Sterling
Jul 30, 2020
Destroy All Humans - A Great Remake Of A Fun, Unfunny Game (Jimpressions)
Destroy All Humans is a good laugh, though it fails when it tries to make you actually laugh. An entertaining sandbox of alien weapons...
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Jul 24, 2020
Paper Mario: The Origami King - Justin Loves The Mario Man (Justinpressions)
Hello, I'm Jim Sterling. I didn't ask him to do this, but Justin did his own video about Paper Mario: The Origami King because I couldn't...
James Stephanie Sterling
Jul 18, 2020
Ghost of Tsushima - Serious Samurai (Jimpressions)
Ghost of Tsushima is a very fun samurai game, and if that's what you want, then Sucker Punch has you covered. If it's not what you want,...
James Stephanie Sterling
Jul 7, 2020
Deadly Premonition 2: A Blessing In Disguise - Francis YIKES Morgan (Jimpressions)
It's 2020. Of course a game I was looking forward to more than anything has turned out to be a hot disaster of stuttered frames and...
James Stephanie Sterling
Jul 3, 2020
Star Wars Episode 1: Racer - My Sweet Galactic Trash Boy (Jimpressions)
Let us tell the tale of Fud Sang, a useless little rubbish lad who I love. He is the only character in Star Wars Episode 1: Racer to take...
James Stephanie Sterling
Jun 23, 2020
The Last Of Us Part II - Through The Slime & The Mud (Jimpressions)
The Last of Us Part 2 is a grimy, nasty, and lurid game. What it isn't is anywhere near as accomplished as its marketing and reviews...
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