James Stephanie Sterling
Minecraft Dungeons - A Patronizing Lack Of Imagination (Jimpressions)
The problem with Minecraft Dungeons is that while it's the simplistic childish game many people may have expected, it's not actually what...
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James Stephanie Sterling
May 26, 2020
Mafia II: Definitive Edition - Hot Criminal Garbage (Jimpressions)
2K Games quietly shunted a remaster of Mafia II out the door, and playing it reveals why the publisher hasn't been particularly loud....
James Stephanie Sterling
May 25, 2020
Maneater - A Load Of Bull Shark (Jimpressions)
Maneater is a game about being a big shark that eats turtles and people and other sharks. You eat license plates, and catfish, and...
James Stephanie Sterling
May 22, 2020
Shadow The Ronin: The Revenge To The Samurai - Another Stunning PS4 Exclusive! (Jimpressions)
Who needs Ghost of Tsushima when you have Gilson B. Pontes? He makes Sekiro look like amateur hour! Yes, the legendary failure that is...
James Stephanie Sterling
May 2, 2020
Predator: Hunting Grounds - Preying For A Better Game (Jimpressions)
Predator: Hunting Grounds is a perfectly acceptable experience and I'm bored of it already, even though I like Predators (but not as much...
James Stephanie Sterling
Apr 30, 2020
Streets Of Rage 4 - Brawl I Ever Wanted (Jimpressions)
Streets of Rage 4 behaves as if the Nineties never ended, and I'm okay with that. A beautiful (shut up, it's gorgeous) art style...
James Stephanie Sterling
Apr 27, 2020
Fallout 76: Wastelanders - Good Enough To Be A Worse Fallout 4 (Jimpressions)
Fallout 76 is a bad videogame, this is something I have factually established. I am a fair and just man, however, and this is why I...
James Stephanie Sterling
Apr 15, 2020
Final Fantasy VII Remake - A Work Of Subversive Genius (Jimpressions)
Final Fantasy VII Remake is perhaps the most anticipated videogame of all time, and a well-received demo made it appear as if it would be...
James Stephanie Sterling
Apr 9, 2020
Dissection - Play This Instead Of FFVII Remake (Jimpressions)
Final Fantasy VII Remake is out today. I am here talking about a thoroughly crap horror game that costs five bucks. Because I want to...
James Stephanie Sterling
Apr 3, 2020
Resident Evil: Resistance - I Like It But It's Kinda Bad? (Jimpressions)
Resident Evil: Resistance is the multiplayer game attached to Resident Evil 3: Nemesis, and unfortunately it's just that - a mere...
James Stephanie Sterling
Apr 2, 2020
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 Remastered - Secure The Burger Town (Jimpressions)
Here is Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 Remastered, confusingly released after Call of Duty: Modern Warfare, the game this isn't a sequel...
James Stephanie Sterling
Mar 30, 2020
Resident Evil 3: Nemesis - Bloody Terrifying, Terrifyingly Bloody (Jimpressions)
Resident Evil 3: Nemesis is as excellent as it is scary, and it is very scary. Take it from someone who doesn't scare easily - Capcom...
James Stephanie Sterling
Mar 27, 2020
Bleeding Edge - Senua's Smackrifice (Jimpressions)
It is a strange thing to see Ninja Theory - known for such games as Senua's Sacrifice, DmC, and Enslaved: Odyssey to the West - put out a...
James Stephanie Sterling
Mar 23, 2020
Animal Crossing: New Horizons - It's No Doom Eternal (Jimpressions)
Animal Crossing: New Horizons is a game I wouldn't expect to get criticized too seriously in this video. Mostly because I don't respect...
James Stephanie Sterling
Mar 19, 2020
Doom Eternal - I Chained, I Sawed, I Conquered (Jimpressions)
Doom Eternal could easily have just served up more of what Doom 2016 did. Nobody would have complained. Instead, id Software gave this...
James Stephanie Sterling
Mar 11, 2020
Call Of Duty: Warzone - The Plane Poops People (Jimpressions)
Activision Blizzard is hopping into the realm of the battle royale once more with Call of Duty: Warzone. It is a Call of Duty battle...
James Stephanie Sterling
Mar 3, 2020
Final Fantasy VII Remake Demo - Jessie's Gotta Have It (Jimpressions)
[CORRECTION: As people have pointed out, the boss theme never played during the original Scorpion Sentinel fight. I was thrown because...
James Stephanie Sterling
Feb 29, 2020
Dreams - Pretty Big Planet (Jimpressions)
Dreams is the culmination of everything Media Molecule has worked towards for many years. Technically it's impressive, and the people...
James Stephanie Sterling
Feb 25, 2020
Devil May Cry 3 Special Edition - Upping The Dante (Jimpressions)
Devil May Cry 3: Dante's Awakening is a terrific game that has aged astonishingly well, a fact that becomes clear within moments of...
James Stephanie Sterling
Feb 18, 2020
Darksiders Genesis - Looks Like Diablo, Plays Like Not-Diablo
Darksiders Genesis is a strange one. While it may look like a Diablo style affair, it remains a Darksiders game at heart, with combat and...
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