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James Stephanie Sterling
Feb 5, 2020
The Dark Crystal: Age Of Resistance Tactics - It's Shit (Jimpressions)
I'm a big Dark Crystal fan - loved the movie, adored the Netflix show. The latter has been adapted to videogame form as The Dark Crystal:...
James Stephanie Sterling
Feb 1, 2020
Journey To The Savage Planet - I Want A Meat Buddy (Jimpressions)
Journey to the Savage Planet is a fun little game that looks a bit like No Man's Sky and plays a bit like Metroid Prime. It's also full...
James Stephanie Sterling
Jan 22, 2020
Terminator: Resistance - Resisting Publicity (Jimpressions)
Yes, a Terminator game happened a little while ago. Even more shockingly, it's quite good! I've been enjoying it, anyway. An FPS with a...
James Stephanie Sterling
Dec 11, 2019
Alien: Isolation - The Best Switch Port? (Jimpressions)
Alien: Isolation may be the very best Switch port I've played in terms of accuracy and performance. It looks amazing, it runs smoothly,...
James Stephanie Sterling
Nov 8, 2019
Death Stranding - Made For Walking (Jimpressions)
(Based on a copy provided by Sony) It's wonderful that Hideo Kojima gets to do whatever he wants to do. It's equally wonderful that I can...
James Stephanie Sterling
Nov 5, 2019
Disco Elysium - Sex, Drugs, And Dice Rolls (Jimpressions)
Disco Elysium is one of the best roleplaying games you could hope to experience, provided you're looking for something savagely dark,...
James Stephanie Sterling
Oct 29, 2019
MediEvil - It's The Nineties! (Jimpressions)
MediEvil's PS4 release is a remarkably faithful recreation of the 1998 classic, and that's a problem. While the remaster is a...
James Stephanie Sterling
Oct 27, 2019
Call Of Duty Modern Warfare - Shock & Bore (Jimpressions)
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare may revel in its edgy depictions of armed conflict, but it's so one-note and routine about it that none of...
James Stephanie Sterling
Oct 26, 2019
The Outer Worlds - Take Me Home, Outer Worlds! (Jimpressions)
Take me home, Outer Worlds! Obsidian's long-awaited The Outer Worlds is, quite frankly, everything I needed it to be. Rich, dense,...
James Stephanie Sterling
Oct 17, 2019
Children Of Morta - A Family Jewel (Jimpressions)
A truly excellent game, Children of Morta is like a checklist of my favorite things. Hack n' slash gameplay, dungeon crawling, roguelike...
James Stephanie Sterling
Oct 16, 2019
The Witcher 3 On Switch - A Surprisingly Switchy Witcher (Jimpressions)
The Witcher 3: Complete Edition has made its way to Switch, and it works! Like, it works really quite well. Obvious graphical compromises...
James Stephanie Sterling
Oct 6, 2019
Ghostbusters: The Video Game Remastered
Ghostbusters: The Video Game Remastered is an interesting throwback. Not only does it hark back to an era where linear, straightforward...
James Stephanie Sterling
Oct 5, 2019
Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon Breakpoint - Tony Recon's Ghost Clancy Breaklands (Jimpressions)
This game doesn't deserve serious critique. These open world live service looter shooter "AAA" pieces of garbage have become increasingly...
James Stephanie Sterling
Sep 28, 2019
Code Vein - Thirsty Anime Soulslike Action (Jimpressions)
Code Vein has been rather aptly described as "Anime Dark Souls", but there are some notable differences between this undead adventure and...
James Stephanie Sterling
Sep 25, 2019
Contra: Rogue Corps - Fucking Embarrassing (Jimpressions)
It's almost impressive just how wrong this game is. As a Contra game, Rogue Corps almost goes out of its way to be completely inept. As a...
James Stephanie Sterling
Sep 24, 2019
The Surge 2 - A Surge Of Brilliance (Jimpressions)
The Surge 2 represents Deck 13's strongest crack at a Soulslike yet, and it's really damn good. They nailed it this time. Fast,...
James Stephanie Sterling
Sep 21, 2019
The Legend Of Zelda: Link's Awakening - Old School To A Fault (Jimpressions)
The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening is a stunningly faithful recreation of a classic Game Boy adventure. It's gorgeous, too. I mean,...
James Stephanie Sterling
Sep 15, 2019
Borderlands 3 - The Totally Unbiased Critique (Jimpressions)
Borderlands 3 has faced tumultuous PR on the road to its launch, but now the game is out, we can completely divorce it from any context...
James Stephanie Sterling
Sep 13, 2019
Greedfall - A Bit Of Poison On My Blade, And Lets GO! (Jimpressions)
Focus Home Interactive is publishing all kinds of mid-tier stuff, and it's pretty awesome. Greedfall is a Spiders-developed game, and if...
James Stephanie Sterling
Sep 10, 2019
Blasphemous - Deliciously Macabre Misery (Jimpressions)
Blasphemous had my attention way back when it was a hopeful Kickstarter project nobody had heard of. Now it's finally here, and it was...
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