James Stephanie Sterling
State Of Decay 2 – I’m Just Disappointed (Jimpressions)
State of Decay 2 is fine only because State of Decay is fine. As a sequel, Undead Labs’ retread is a letdown.
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James Stephanie Sterling
Jul 20, 2018
Octopath Traveler – Love & Eight (Jimpressions)
Octopath Traveler is exactly the kind of JRPG I’ve been needing. Yes please!
James Stephanie Sterling
Jul 13, 2018
The Culling II – A Frankly Humiliating PUBG Clone (Jimpressions)
Xaviant should be thoroughly embarrassed. This desperate attempt to ape PUBG (they don’t even have the chops to attempt cloning Fortnite)...
James Stephanie Sterling
Jul 10, 2018
Unknown City: Horror Begins Now – A Masterpiece Of Shit (Jimpressions)
Sharing assets with The Slaughtering Grounds, a trip to the Unknown City is ready to make you feel really sick.
James Stephanie Sterling
Jul 7, 2018
Shovel Knight: The Switch To Switch Has No Hitch (Jimpressions)
I always liked Shovel Knight, but I never loved it. Not until it came to Switch.
James Stephanie Sterling
Jul 4, 2018
Far Cry 3 Classic Edition – The Best And Worst Of Ubisoft (Jimpressions)
Far Cry 3 is a fine case study in the highs and lows of Ubification.
James Stephanie Sterling
Jun 26, 2018
Hyrule Warriors: Definitive Edition – The Best Zelda Game On Switch (Jimpressions)
Warriors action at its finest.
James Stephanie Sterling
Jun 21, 2018
Fortnite – Switch Hit (Jimpressions)
Fortnite is on Nintendo Switch, allowing old broken men to try new and shiny things.
James Stephanie Sterling
Jun 8, 2018
Vampyr – Janky Vampy Sincerity (Jimpressions)
Developer: Dontnod Entertainment Publisher: Focus Home Intertactive Format: PC, PS4, Xbox One Released: June 5, 2018 Copy purchased
James Stephanie Sterling
Jun 6, 2018
The Council – Powdered Wigs Aplenty (Jimpressions)
Developer: Big Bad Wolf Publisher: Focus Home Intertactive Format: PC, PS4, Xbox One Released: Episodic, 1&2 available now Copy purchased
James Stephanie Sterling
Jun 1, 2018
Sega Genesis Classics – Sega Fucked This Up Bad (Jimpressions)
Why is there lag in Streets of Rage? LAG?
James Stephanie Sterling
May 29, 2018
Dark Souls Remastered – Blighttown’s A Shithole At Any Framerate (Jimpressions)
Imagine Dark Souls, but remastered. You just imagined Dark Souls Remastered!
James Stephanie Sterling
May 27, 2018
Detroit: Become Human – Crazy Fat Ethel II (Jimpressions)
Quantic Dream have done it again! And by “done it,” I mean they’ve reminded me of terrible movies.
James Stephanie Sterling
May 22, 2018
Dark Souls II – But Anyway, Back To Dark Souls II (Jimpressions)
Because tangents and chimp noises are the best way to discuss a game.
James Stephanie Sterling
May 16, 2018
School Girl/Zombie Hunter – Zombie Panic Shooting Action? (Jimpressions)
Oh dear. An Onechanbara shooter game. Oh dear.
James Stephanie Sterling
May 12, 2018
Dragooned – This Is What The PS4 Pro Exists For (Jimpressions)
From the twisted mind that gave us Skylight Freerange 2 comes Dragooned, a terrible, horrible platformer that costs $9.99 on PS4
James Stephanie Sterling
May 9, 2018
Tacoma – Christmas Duck In Space (Jimpressions)
Tacoma is Fullbright’s latest interactive drama. It’s in space and it’s pretty okay, 10/10.
James Stephanie Sterling
Apr 27, 2018
The Good Life [Demo] – SWERY’s Latest Silliness (Jimpressions)
Kickstarter: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/476090608/the-good-life Swery’s photography-flavored murder mystery now has a demo,...
James Stephanie Sterling
Apr 22, 2018
God Of War – Chill Dad Kratos & The Boy (Jimpressions)
Developer: SIE Santa Monica Studio Publisher: Sony Format: PS4 Released: April 20, 2018 Copy purchased
James Stephanie Sterling
Apr 11, 2018
Extinction – It Stinks, Son! (Jimpressions)
Developer: Iron Galaxy Publisher: Maximum Games Format: PC, PS4, Xbox One Released: April 10, 2018 Copy purchased This is an absolute...
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