There are movies that have dated quite badly… and then there’s this tale of broken ethics and jawdropping CGI.

This awful movie about moderately giant ants looks at a SyFy Original and wishes it could be that funny… and it’s not like SyFy Originals...

Ready Player Dumb.

A documentary about some fascinating men. And also Roy Shildt.

A competent movie. Let’s talk about a competent movie.

You’d think a movie about a GIANT WOLF would be less predictable.

The least believable parts of this flick are the actual fantastical elements.

No. Just, no. No no no.

They call it “an animated epic.” That’s putting it strongly.

Okay, none of us were prepared for how bloody good this was. Seriously better than it has any right to be.

We wipe our butts, we lose our luggage, and we lament as Brian Kuh is Brian Kuh.

Ubisoft does a wank for thirty minutes.

Your movie boys hang out with Dracula on Netflix n’ that.

Do not listen to this episode, please.

“You’re locked in here with me” and other cliches!

Really good for a high school fan-film!

At last… at long last… the story of how Alice is better than everybody in the whole world concludes. For now.

MEMORY FRAGMENT UNLOCKED!

It’s not fit for purpose.

I love the Power Glove. It’s bad.