James Stephanie Sterling
Dragon Age Has GONE BLOKE! (The Jimquisition)
There are cishet men in Dragon Age: The Veilguard and that makes it the most offensive game ever made. I'm guessing I can say this and...
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James Stephanie Sterling
Oct 30
Games Aren't Good Because They're "Addictive" (The Jimquisition)
Over time, the word "addictive" has been used positively when describing games, and it makes sense that a good game is one you can't stop...
James Stephanie Sterling
Oct 23
The Difference Between Charmingly Janky And Unacceptably Broken (The Jimquisition)
Credit Note: The Skyrim Shuffle clip was made by Manslayer the Gamerpoop. Apologies for lack of credit until now. Editor attempted to...
James Stephanie Sterling
Oct 10
The Dilemma Of Ubisoft's Dilemma (The Jimquisition)
Ubisoft is in trouble. Sales are down, market value is down, investor goodwill is down, down, down. Ubisoft, quite honestly, deserves its...
James Stephanie Sterling
Oct 5
Innovative Hardware Will Beat Better Graphics In Next-Gen Consoles (The Jimquisition)
The most exciting idea about the rumored Switch 2 specs is clipping the Joycons into the side with magnets. That is more important than...
James Stephanie Sterling
Sep 24
The PS5 No (The Jimquisition)
Sony's shareholders want more money, so it's time for a hardware update! The PS5 Pro has been announced. It costs a stupid amount of...
James Stephanie Sterling
Sep 19
Is This The Most Insulting Crap A Game Executive's Ever Said? (The Jimquisition)
Former Sony Europe CEO Chris Deering has said some genuinely offensive garbage in the wake of the industry's awful layoff epidemic. His...
James Stephanie Sterling
Sep 10
The Frustrating Contrast Between Concord's Failure & Astro Bot's Success (The Jimquisition)
Concord represents a new low for the "live service" goldrush, lasting only two weeks before Sony pulled the plug. Meanwhile, the same...
James Stephanie Sterling
Sep 3
The Literal Doom Of Derivative AI (The Jimquisition)
Google researchers had their AI "make" a Doom level, and now they're claiming they have a game engine. It is arrogant nonsense, and it...
James Stephanie Sterling
Aug 28
Fake Gamers And Their "DEI" Obsession (The Jimquisition)
Do the so-called gamers who whine about "wokeness" and "DEI" actually play or care about the games they claim to protect? Do they know...
James Stephanie Sterling
Aug 23
The Verge Is Doomed... Or Is Bethesda Deadlocked? (The Jimquisition)
It's a double bill of a video! First, we talk about The Verge controversially previewing Deadlock without Valve's blessing and the...
James Stephanie Sterling
Aug 23
No More Room In Hell: How Tech & Games Are Desperately Rotting (The Jimquisition)
"When there is no more room in Hell, the dead will walk the Earth". Dawn of the Dead is an iconic film with an iconic quote, and as I...
James Stephanie Sterling
Aug 6
The Indicative Incompetence Of Bungie's Leadership (The Jimquisition)
Bungie just indulged in a new round of layoffs directly as a result of incompetent management. Those inept leaders will suffer no...
James Stephanie Sterling
Aug 6
In Which An Investor Demonstrates The Stupidity Of Investors (The Jimquisition)
The investor class is more or less twinned with the executive class in terms of overall uselessness to the human race. This was...
James Stephanie Sterling
Jul 24
AI Stole My Content (The Jimquisition)
AI is theft. AI is plagiarism. AI is an energy hog, a Techbro scam, a borderline useless waste of resources that grifters are contriving...
James Stephanie Sterling
Jul 17
The First One's Free... To Play (The Jimquisition)
Examining the unsubtle similarities between freemium games and fictional dealers from cartoonish PSAs. The first one's free!
James Stephanie Sterling
Jul 9
Disability, Difficulty, And The Discourse That's Lost The Plot (The Jimquisition)
Dragon Age: The Veilguard announced a basic accessibility option, and Gamers(tm) lost their minds about it. A pundit made the case for a...
James Stephanie Sterling
Jul 9
Woke Chins: The Latest Silly Outrage (The Jimquisition)
Chins have gone woke now! The Gamerbros continue to prove there is no limit to how creepy they can be, as they're running around "fixing"...
James Stephanie Sterling
Jul 9
Such A Poor And Profitable Industry (The Jimquisition)
Do you have a taste for profit like Nathan Drake? Sony announces the PS5 as its most profitable generation. This is totally not at odds...
James Stephanie Sterling
Jul 9
Embracer's Legacy: 44 Axed Studios, 80 Axed Games, 4,532 Axed Jobs (The Jimquisition)
Embracer Group ate its fill and then threw up. After buying a ridiculous amount of companies, the resulting studios closures and layoffs...
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