top of page
Search
James Stephanie Sterling
Jan 22, 2020
Terminator: Resistance - Resisting Publicity (Jimpressions)
Yes, a Terminator game happened a little while ago. Even more shockingly, it's quite good! I've been enjoying it, anyway. An FPS with a...
James Stephanie Sterling
Jan 20, 2020
The Game Industry's Performative Concern For Children (The Jimquisition)
The game industry hates to take responsibility for its own nonsense, and as regulators around the world hold it accountable for in-game...
James Stephanie Sterling
Jan 13, 2020
A Video Discussing That Horny TayTay Movie Getting Patched (The Jimquisition)
Cats, starring Taylor Swift and Idris Elba as horrible nightmares, is a fine example of how movies are starting to resemble videogames in...
James Stephanie Sterling
Jan 6, 2020
The Most Influential Game Of The Decade (The Jimquisition)
Before we force ourselves to face the reality that is 2020, I want to take one last look over the previous decade. More than that, I want...
James Stephanie Sterling
Dec 30, 2019
Top Ten Shittiest Games Of 2019 (The Jimquisition)
2019 is rapidly nearing its bitter end, so it's time once more to smear grime on ourselves, lament loudly, and welcome Skeletor for our...
James Stephanie Sterling
Dec 23, 2019
The Jimquisition Game Of The Year Awards 2019
Award time at last! The Game Awards may have its industry recognition, production values, exclusive announcements, and viewers, but The...
James Stephanie Sterling
Dec 16, 2019
The Slimy Sleaze Of That Apolitical Bobby Kotick (The Jimquisition)
Videogame executives are getting very good at exploiting some peoples' aversion to political discussions, especially when it comes to...
James Stephanie Sterling
Dec 11, 2019
Alien: Isolation - The Best Switch Port? (Jimpressions)
Alien: Isolation may be the very best Switch port I've played in terms of accuracy and performance. It looks amazing, it runs smoothly,...
James Stephanie Sterling
Dec 9, 2019
I Hate The Word 'Consumer' (The Jimquisition)
I don't like the word "consumer." Words have power, and even when two words mean the same thing, the history and implications attached...
James Stephanie Sterling
Dec 2, 2019
Shenmue Is The Waterworld Of Videogames (The Jimquisition)
Waterworld was a very, very, very expensive movie to make, and it was a flop. A very, very, very big flop. Anyway, let's talk about...
James Stephanie Sterling
Nov 25, 2019
Let's Get Pissy About In-Game Subscriptions (The Jimquisition)
Subscriptions for games are not new, but in the era of the "live service" they look set to make a major comeback. With television, music,...
James Stephanie Sterling
Nov 19, 2019
Pokémon Sword and Shield - Nintendo's Dynasty Warriors (Jimpressions)
Many grown adults have talked about Pokémon Sword and Shield, the children's game for children. I am now going to say what I think about...
James Stephanie Sterling
Nov 18, 2019
Disappointing Dexit: A Proper Pokémon Problem (The Jimquisition)
Pokémon Sword & Shield may very well go down in history as the most controversial release in the series, chiefly because of Dexit - the...
James Stephanie Sterling
Nov 11, 2019
Blizzard Is Pathetic (The Jimquisition)
Blizzard went out of its way to make sure Blizzcon was marked by two major game announcements and sorrowful contrition. To anybody paying...
James Stephanie Sterling
Nov 8, 2019
Death Stranding - Made For Walking (Jimpressions)
(Based on a copy provided by Sony) It's wonderful that Hideo Kojima gets to do whatever he wants to do. It's equally wonderful that I can...
James Stephanie Sterling
Nov 5, 2019
Disco Elysium - Sex, Drugs, And Dice Rolls (Jimpressions)
Disco Elysium is one of the best roleplaying games you could hope to experience, provided you're looking for something savagely dark,...
James Stephanie Sterling
Nov 4, 2019
Are Automated Bots A Deceptive Con? (The Jimquisition)
Fortnite recently introduced bots to its battle royale ecosystem, a decision that certainly has some positive elements to it. It's also...
James Stephanie Sterling
Oct 29, 2019
MediEvil - It's The Nineties! (Jimpressions)
MediEvil's PS4 release is a remarkably faithful recreation of the 1998 classic, and that's a problem. While the remaster is a...
James Stephanie Sterling
Oct 28, 2019
Bethesda Is Officially Obsolete (The Jimquisition)
Bethesda has spent so much goodwill these last few years it's practically bankrupt in the faith department. Fallout 76, as has been...
James Stephanie Sterling
Oct 27, 2019
Call Of Duty Modern Warfare - Shock & Bore (Jimpressions)
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare may revel in its edgy depictions of armed conflict, but it's so one-note and routine about it that none of...
bottom of page