James Stephanie Sterling
Garbage Nintendo's Gacha Garbage Is Garbage (The Jimquisition)
Mario Kart Tour is total rubbish, which is par for the course when it comes to Nintendo's boring mobile games. Loot boxes, frustration,...
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James Stephanie Sterling
Sep 28, 2019
Code Vein - Thirsty Anime Soulslike Action (Jimpressions)
Code Vein has been rather aptly described as "Anime Dark Souls", but there are some notable differences between this undead adventure and...
James Stephanie Sterling
Sep 25, 2019
Contra: Rogue Corps - Fucking Embarrassing (Jimpressions)
It's almost impressive just how wrong this game is. As a Contra game, Rogue Corps almost goes out of its way to be completely inept. As a...
James Stephanie Sterling
Sep 24, 2019
The Surge 2 - A Surge Of Brilliance (Jimpressions)
The Surge 2 represents Deck 13's strongest crack at a Soulslike yet, and it's really damn good. They nailed it this time. Fast,...
James Stephanie Sterling
Sep 23, 2019
The ESA Is A Big Piece Of Shit (The Jimquisition)
The Entertainment Software Association represents the "AAA" game industry's interests in the US, and that alone qualifies it for...
James Stephanie Sterling
Sep 21, 2019
The Legend Of Zelda: Link's Awakening - Old School To A Fault (Jimpressions)
The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening is a stunningly faithful recreation of a classic Game Boy adventure. It's gorgeous, too. I mean,...
James Stephanie Sterling
Sep 16, 2019
It's Microsoft's Fault That Videogames Are Bad (The Jimquisition)
It behooves first party publishers to provide top quality productions that make their consoles worth buying. Nintendo and Sony have both...
James Stephanie Sterling
Sep 15, 2019
Borderlands 3 - The Totally Unbiased Critique (Jimpressions)
Borderlands 3 has faced tumultuous PR on the road to its launch, but now the game is out, we can completely divorce it from any context...
James Stephanie Sterling
Sep 13, 2019
Greedfall - A Bit Of Poison On My Blade, And Lets GO! (Jimpressions)
Focus Home Interactive is publishing all kinds of mid-tier stuff, and it's pretty awesome. Greedfall is a Spiders-developed game, and if...
James Stephanie Sterling
Sep 10, 2019
Blasphemous - Deliciously Macabre Misery (Jimpressions)
Blasphemous had my attention way back when it was a hopeful Kickstarter project nobody had heard of. Now it's finally here, and it was...
James Stephanie Sterling
Sep 9, 2019
How Game Companies Abuse Passion (The Jimquisition)
Been planning this one for a while, and recent allegations toward Starbound developer Chucklefish provided the right avenue. Young...
James Stephanie Sterling
Sep 6, 2019
Gears 5 - Swarms My Heart (Jimpressions)
Gears 5 is pretty damn good, huh? A campaign that dares to revitalize the series' formula, backed up by some classic multiplayer, Horde...
James Stephanie Sterling
Sep 3, 2019
Dark Pictures: Man Of Medan - Ship Mates (Jimpressions)
Supermassive Games is following up the critically acclaimed Until Dawn with a series of shorter but similar horror experiences. Up first...
James Stephanie Sterling
Sep 2, 2019
GAMING DISORDER (The Jimquisition)
Let's talk about Gaming Disorder. A much ballyhooed classification by the World Health Organization, this official designation of gaming...
James Stephanie Sterling
Sep 1, 2019
Final Fantasy Is For Soy Boy Beta Feminists (Commentocracy)
Only a REAL member of the gaming elite can see Final Fantasy XV for what it really is, because it's *checks notes* a feminized game for...
James Stephanie Sterling
Aug 31, 2019
Blair Witch - Yes, You Can Pet The Dog (Jimpressions)
A ludicrous number of games appeared over a handful of days. By far the most anticipated for me was Blair Witch, being that I'm quite the...
James Stephanie Sterling
Aug 28, 2019
Control - Secure, Contain, Protect (Jimpressions)
Control is the latest game from Remedy Entertainment, the fine folks behind Alan Wake and Quantum Break. It's... pretty good. Yeah, it's...
James Stephanie Sterling
Aug 26, 2019
The Political Agenda Of Dark Souls (The Jimquisition)
Political intrigue is baked into the lore of Dark Souls. Class struggle, propaganda, a ruling elite manipulating those of lower status...
James Stephanie Sterling
Aug 23, 2019
Oninaki - Dead Good (Jimpressions)
Oninaki is a depressingly written game with a creepy story, but the actual gameplay is quite compelling, even if it won't be for...
James Stephanie Sterling
Aug 22, 2019
Remnant: From The Ashes - The Dark Souls Of Mediocre Rubbish (Jimpressions)
This is what people have praising? This mediocre shooter with broken co-op and the most unimaginative boss design I've seen in years?...
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