James Stephanie Sterling
Far Cry 5 – Deep Fried Testicle Festival (Jimpressions)
Developer: Ubisoft Montreal, Ubisoft Toronto Publisher: Ubisoft Format: PC, PS4, Xbox One Released: March 27, 2018 Copy purchased...
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James Stephanie Sterling
Mar 26, 2018
Ten Worst Types Of DLC In History (The Jimquisition)
Everybody loves lists, especially people who say they don’t. The Jimquisition this week roots through history’s garbage to find the ten...
James Stephanie Sterling
Mar 22, 2018
Kirby Star Allies – Dededelightful (Jimpressions)
Developer: HAL Laboratory Publisher: Nintendo Format: Nintendo Switch Released: March 16, 2018 Copy purchased The Switch continues a hot...
James Stephanie Sterling
Mar 20, 2018
Ni no Kuni II: Revenant Kingdom – Little King’s Kuni (Jimpressions)
Developer: Level-5 Publisher: Bandai Namco Entertainment Format: PS4 Released: March 23, 2018 Copy provided by publisher It’s time to...
James Stephanie Sterling
Mar 19, 2018
Game Not Included (The Jimquisition)
Let’s talk about collector’s editions, specifically the ones that aren’t really collector’s editions. You shouldn’t be able to call a box...
James Stephanie Sterling
Mar 14, 2018
Where The Water Tastes Like Wine – An American Tale (Jimpressions)
An enjoyable take on visual novels and other story-driven games, Where the Water Tastes Like Wine is a pleasant little game indeed.
James Stephanie Sterling
Mar 12, 2018
Violence In Videogames, Wankers In The White House (The Jimquisition)
Violence in videogames, a classic political scapegoat of the 1990s and early 2000s, is back in the spotlight as Trump’s bewildered...
James Stephanie Sterling
Mar 5, 2018
Yakuza’s Open World Is Biggest And Bestest (The Jimquisition)
The Yakuza series may not have gigantic open worlds, but they’re bigger and better than any sprawling map found in your typical “AAA”...
James Stephanie Sterling
Mar 3, 2018
Past Cure – If Metal Gear & Silent Hill Had A Really Shit Baby (Jimpressions)
This is already easily in the running for one of 2018’s worst game. Woefully inadequate nonsense.
James Stephanie Sterling
Mar 1, 2018
Hunt Down The Freeman – Shitty 17 (Jimpressions)
This might actually be among the worst games I’ve ever had the misery of playing. The fact they want $24.99 for this broken ripoff is...
James Stephanie Sterling
Feb 28, 2018
Bayonetta 2 For Nintendo Switch – Pervily Promiscuous Princess Peach (Jimpressions)
For all I could criticize Nintendo for, I could never begrudge it rescuing Bayonetta from the scrapheap and continuing to have faith in...
James Stephanie Sterling
Feb 26, 2018
The Deadly Spiral Of Live Services (The Jimquisition)
Once again the “AAA” industry thinks it has a golden goose, and once again it’s primed to bang that goose until the eggs come out filled...
James Stephanie Sterling
Feb 22, 2018
Pinstripe – Pissy The Piss Snake (Jimpressions)
Poignant, clever, and creepy as all hell!
James Stephanie Sterling
Feb 21, 2018
Metal Gear Survive – It Is Shit (Jimpressions)
Metal Gear Survive is here, and it’s worse than I expected. I thought they’d at least TRY and make it feel like Metal Gear, but instead...
James Stephanie Sterling
Feb 19, 2018
The Dismal Degradation Of Dynasty Warriors (The Jimquisition)
Dynasty Warriors may be my favorite series – or at least it was – but Tecmo Koei has been taking the piss with it for years. Much of...
James Stephanie Sterling
Feb 15, 2018
Dynasty Warriors 9 HARD MODE – It’s Still Fucking Shit
Weirdly, DW9 has actual defenders, and they squirmed like hell to discredit my criticisms, mostly saying it was my fault for not playing...
James Stephanie Sterling
Feb 13, 2018
Dynasty Warriors 9 – The Worst Dynasty Warriors Game Ever Made (Jimpressions)
Dynasty Warriors 9 is an absolute mistake. The open world actively ruins the flow of the game, the new combat system is a homogenizing...
James Stephanie Sterling
Feb 12, 2018
Games Should Not Cost $60 Anymore (The Jimquisition)
There is a constant problem plaguing the game industry, if its spokespeople are to be believed. Games cost $60, and that price doesn’t...
James Stephanie Sterling
Feb 9, 2018
The State Of Sterling #1
Been meaning to do this for a while. Thought it’d be nice to do some update videos to keep you in the loop regarding all things Sterling....
James Stephanie Sterling
Feb 5, 2018
The Cost Of Doing Business (The Jimquisition)
Games cost a lot of money to make. You need to pay developers, you need to license engines, you need do a lot. Extra Credits pointed out...
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