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Dynasty Warriors 9 HARD MODE – It’s Still Fucking Shit

James Stephanie Sterling

Feb 15, 2018

Dynasty Warriors 9 HARD MODE – It’s Still Fucking Shit

Weirdly, DW9 has actual defenders, and they squirmed like hell to discredit my criticisms, mostly saying it was my fault for not playing...

Dynasty Warriors 9 – The Worst Dynasty Warriors Game Ever Made (Jimpressions)

James Stephanie Sterling

Feb 13, 2018

Dynasty Warriors 9 – The Worst Dynasty Warriors Game Ever Made (Jimpressions)

Dynasty Warriors 9 is an absolute mistake. The open world actively ruins the flow of the game, the new combat system is a homogenizing...

Games Should Not Cost $60 Anymore (The Jimquisition)

James Stephanie Sterling

Feb 12, 2018

Games Should Not Cost $60 Anymore (The Jimquisition)

There is a constant problem plaguing the game industry, if its spokespeople are to be believed. Games cost $60, and that price doesn’t...

James Stephanie Sterling

Feb 9, 2018

The State Of Sterling #1

Been meaning to do this for a while. Thought it’d be nice to do some update videos to keep you in the loop regarding all things Sterling....

The Cost Of Doing Business (The Jimquisition)

James Stephanie Sterling

Feb 5, 2018

The Cost Of Doing Business (The Jimquisition)

Games cost a lot of money to make. You need to pay developers, you need to license engines, you need do a lot. Extra Credits pointed out...

Inner Kung Fu Game – My Three Warm Cavities (Jimpressions)

James Stephanie Sterling

Jan 30, 2018

Inner Kung Fu Game – My Three Warm Cavities (Jimpressions)

Another amazing piece of “work” comes to PlayStation 4 (also available on Microsoft’s storefront, but not Xbox One). Let’s just say Life...

James Stephanie Sterling

Jan 29, 2018

Anger (The Jimquisition)

According to journalists, “angry YouTube videos” have demoralized employees of Electronic Arts and BioWare. So… let’s talk about that...

Warframe – Pretty In Pink (Jimpressions)

James Stephanie Sterling

Jan 27, 2018

Warframe – Pretty In Pink (Jimpressions)

As you know, this means Warframe.

Quantic Dream Or Quantic Nightmare? (The Jimquisition)

James Stephanie Sterling

Jan 22, 2018

Quantic Dream Or Quantic Nightmare? (The Jimquisition)

Following allegations of a fully crap working environment at Quantic Dream, The Jimquisition looks at what’s been said and done, and the...

James Stephanie Sterling

Jan 15, 2018

Grand Theft Adelaide (The Jimquisition)

Recently we were contacted by an independent game developer from Adelaide, South Australia. Last year this dev was the target of an...

Sword Of Fortress The Onomuzim – The PS4’s Farted On Its Own Balls (Jimpressions)

James Stephanie Sterling

Jan 10, 2018

Sword Of Fortress The Onomuzim – The PS4’s Farted On Its Own Balls (Jimpressions)

I swear this is a real thing that is on the PlayStation Store. I promise you it has the nerve to charge $19.99. Maybe I’m paranoid, but...

James Stephanie Sterling

Jan 8, 2018

Talent Is An Asset (The Jimquisition)

On this constructively critical Jimquisition, we explain how using pre-bought videogame assets isn’t inherently wrong, and how they’ve...

Top Ten Shittiest Games Of 2017 (The Jimquisition)

James Stephanie Sterling

Jan 1, 2018

Top Ten Shittiest Games Of 2017 (The Jimquisition)

*CORRECTION: For some reason I said 2K Games instead of Warner Bros. at one point. I blame these companies being so interchangeable. And...

White Day: A Labyrinth Named School – Terror Of The Random Janitor (Jimpressions)

James Stephanie Sterling

Dec 29, 2017

White Day: A Labyrinth Named School – Terror Of The Random Janitor (Jimpressions)

A “classic” Korean survival horror game about running away from a very old man who you could realistically take down with ease.

The Jimquisition Game of the Year Awards 2017

James Stephanie Sterling

Dec 27, 2017

The Jimquisition Game of the Year Awards 2017

This year, SIX games have been selected by your good ol’ Jim Sterling as the finest clumps of interactive entertainment released this...

PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds – Keep On Running (Jimpressions)

James Stephanie Sterling

Dec 27, 2017

PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds – Keep On Running (Jimpressions)

It’s that Battlegrounds game everyone loves so much. Yes it is.

James Stephanie Sterling

Dec 18, 2017

It’s Just Cosmetic (The Jimquisition)

The episode we all knew was coming. The Jimquisition at last smashes into the “It’s Just Cosmetic” argument with a bulldozer. Many will...

A Hat In Time – Down With Minty Fresh (Jimpressions)

James Stephanie Sterling

Dec 13, 2017

A Hat In Time – Down With Minty Fresh (Jimpressions)

Yeah, it’s alright. It’s not Yooka-Laylee, and that’s better than being Yooka-Laylee.

James Stephanie Sterling

Dec 11, 2017

Cancel Half-Life 3 (The Jimquisition)

Any Valve-related game that isn’t explicitly Half-Life 3 will ignite the Internet for days with insulted fury. To save time and souls,...

James Stephanie Sterling

Dec 4, 2017

Fuck Skyrim (The Jimquisition)

Look, I enjoy Skyrim a hell of a lot. That’s no secret. But there comes a time where every Skyrim fan has to admit, y’know, fuck it.