James Stephanie Sterling
Ubisoft Says 'Get Comfortable' With Not Owning Your Games (The Jimquisition)
Ubisoft, one of the most garbage trash things ever, thinks we should "get comfortable" with not owning games as it tries to push...
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James Stephanie Sterling
Jan 27
The A.I. Tech Fad Is Just Compulsively Shady (The Jimquisition)
The shameless race to the bottom with so-called Artificial Intelligence is only just getting started, and I have to thank to the fad's...
James Stephanie Sterling
Jan 27
The Annual Square Enix Letter From Hell (The Jimquisition)
2024 is now grimly underway, and we have our traditional annual statement/threat from Square Enix, promising yet more terrible futures...
James Stephanie Sterling
Jan 27
Grand Theft Auto VI Trailer Deep Dive Analysis Reaction Video For GTAVI! (The Jimquisition)
Grand Theft Auto VI is the most exciting Grand Theft Auto VI since Grand Theft Auto VI! Join us for a very special video in which we...
James Stephanie Sterling
Jan 27
Top Ten Shittiest Games Of 2023 (The Jimquisition)
2023 is almost over, and it has been an absolute triumph of a year for terrible videogames. From Gollum to Redfall, so many slices of...
James Stephanie Sterling
Jan 27
The Jimquisition Game Of The Year Awards 2023
It's that joyous time again! The only awards that matter until next week, The Jimquisition Awards, have returned to give us 2023's best...
James Stephanie Sterling
Jan 27
The Game Awards Will Never Do Better (The Jimquisition)
Another year, another broadcast of The Game Advertisements. The cycle continues. Things don't change. A Hideo Kojima game.
James Stephanie Sterling
Dec 6, 2023
Digital Ownership, Or How A Bunch Of PlayStation Content Got Stolen (The Jimquisition)
Digital media is fragile - perhaps the most fragile media format we have, considering how tightly controlled and whimsically removed it...
James Stephanie Sterling
Dec 6, 2023
PAYTALITY: Ten Dollars For A Twenty-Second Cutscene (The Jimquisition)
A bruised and battered Stephanie had to throw this week's original script in the bin, so enjoy this bit of complaining about the...
James Stephanie Sterling
Nov 22, 2023
Maybe The Wizard Game Just Wasn't Very Good (The Jimquisition)
Hogwarts: Legacy received no nominations at The Game Advertisements and the terminally foolish are crying foul. It's not a conspiracy,...
James Stephanie Sterling
Nov 13, 2023
Apology Graphics, Rise Of Kong, And Regulating Bad Games (The Jimquisition)
Skull Island: Rise of Kong has quickly become a legend of bad videogame lore. Astoundingly unfinished garbage, it's giving even that...
James Stephanie Sterling
Nov 7, 2023
Silent Hill: Ascension Is F*cking Disgusting (The Jimquisition)
Konami is Konami, and Konami is the worst. Once again plundering a beloved franchise in the grossest way possible, the company has...
James Stephanie Sterling
Nov 1, 2023
Stray Souls: A Bad Game Made By Bad People (The Jimquisition)
Stray Souls is an absolutely terrible horror game. With its baffling bugs, nonsensical writing, A.I. art, suppression of criticism, and...
James Stephanie Sterling
Oct 24, 2023
Creative Abandoned: Why Sonic Has So Many Bad Games (The Jimquisition)
Sonic the Hedgehog is notorious for having a library of absolutely terrible games. The worst part is, whenever they run the risk of...
James Stephanie Sterling
Oct 18, 2023
Microsoft Bought Activision And That's Terrible (The Jimquisition)
Kidd Bandit vs. Commander Sterling full match! The saga is over and the misery begins! Microsoft just bought Activision in the biggest...
James Stephanie Sterling
Oct 10, 2023
The Game Industry Hides How Bad The Really Bad Layoffs Are (The Jimquisition)
The game industry layoffs are really bad, but according to testimony gathered for The Jimquisition, it's far worse than they look. It's...
James Stephanie Sterling
Oct 4, 2023
Fiscal Responsibility, Or A Study In Game Publisher Stupidity (The Jimquisition)
Epic Games laid off over 800 people because management decided to gamble on Metaverse Magic Beans. Capcom's boss thinks game prices are...
James Stephanie Sterling
Oct 4, 2023
Paying To Play Early: Gaming's Sad New Scam (The Jimquisition)
Videogames are increasingly trying to get you to preorder or purchase expensive deluxe editions in exchange for "early access" to a game...
James Stephanie Sterling
Sep 19, 2023
Unity? More Like Pootitty! (The Jimquisition)
Unity's "Runtime Fee," a rather grotesque scheme where it plans to charge fees for game installations, has been met with a rather...
James Stephanie Sterling
Sep 13, 2023
How To Refund Starfield Because The Pronouns Upset You (The Jimquisition)
Woke SJW Liberal Wokeism Woke Woke Woke! A rational and logical look at the horror that is pronouns in a videogame's drop-down menu!
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