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James Stephanie Sterling
Mar 29, 2024
Dragon's Dogsh*t (The Jimquisition)
It couldn't be about any other subject this week. Capcom has taken the absolute urine with Dragon's Dogma 2, its 21 in-app purchases...
James Stephanie Sterling
Mar 19, 2024
Final Fantasy VII Rebirth And The Rehabilitation Of Cait Sith (The Jimquisition)
Final Fantasy VII Rebirth is one of the most remarkable videogames of all time, for better or worse. An absolute trip in every sense of...
James Stephanie Sterling
Mar 19, 2024
Why It's Morally Okay To Steal A.I. Artwork (The Jimquisition)
A.I. advocates love to pretend they're real artists, and claims of plagiarism are little more than appropriative attempts to steal a...
James Stephanie Sterling
Mar 6, 2024
Live Services Are Being Sent To Die (The Jimquisition)
As Crash Team Rumble shuts its doors and another "live service" shrivels to death in less than a year, one has to wonder how deliberate...
James Stephanie Sterling
Mar 6, 2024
Why Crazy Taxi Needs To Shut Up And Pacific Drive (The Jimquisition)
There is a new Crazy Taxi, and Sega promises it will be "AAA" as if that's some sort of selling point. They should be comparing its scope...
James Stephanie Sterling
Feb 21, 2024
Konami's Silent Hill 2 Bloober Reel (The Jimquisition)
The F*ck Konami News just hasn't stopped rolling, as the publisher fails impressively once again. Perhaps. This seems to be a joint...
James Stephanie Sterling
Feb 10, 2024
Silent Hill: The Shit Message (The Jimquisition)
Silent Hill: The Short Message is a really rubbish bit of trauma tourism that feels like a bad Bloober game despite not being a Bloober...
James Stephanie Sterling
Feb 2, 2024
Announcellation: Entertainment Media Is Losing Its Mind (The Jimquisition)
Love Live! School Idol Festival 2 Miracle Live had its release date and its cancellation announced in the same statement, marking a new...
James Stephanie Sterling
Jan 27, 2024
Ubisoft Says 'Get Comfortable' With Not Owning Your Games (The Jimquisition)
Ubisoft, one of the most garbage trash things ever, thinks we should "get comfortable" with not owning games as it tries to push...
James Stephanie Sterling
Jan 27, 2024
The A.I. Tech Fad Is Just Compulsively Shady (The Jimquisition)
The shameless race to the bottom with so-called Artificial Intelligence is only just getting started, and I have to thank to the fad's...
James Stephanie Sterling
Jan 27, 2024
The Annual Square Enix Letter From Hell (The Jimquisition)
2024 is now grimly underway, and we have our traditional annual statement/threat from Square Enix, promising yet more terrible futures...
James Stephanie Sterling
Jan 27, 2024
Grand Theft Auto VI Trailer Deep Dive Analysis Reaction Video For GTAVI! (The Jimquisition)
Grand Theft Auto VI is the most exciting Grand Theft Auto VI since Grand Theft Auto VI! Join us for a very special video in which we...
James Stephanie Sterling
Jan 27, 2024
Top Ten Shittiest Games Of 2023 (The Jimquisition)
2023 is almost over, and it has been an absolute triumph of a year for terrible videogames. From Gollum to Redfall, so many slices of...
James Stephanie Sterling
Jan 27, 2024
The Jimquisition Game Of The Year Awards 2023
It's that joyous time again! The only awards that matter until next week, The Jimquisition Awards, have returned to give us 2023's best...
James Stephanie Sterling
Jan 27, 2024
The Game Awards Will Never Do Better (The Jimquisition)
Another year, another broadcast of The Game Advertisements. The cycle continues. Things don't change. A Hideo Kojima game.
James Stephanie Sterling
Dec 6, 2023
Digital Ownership, Or How A Bunch Of PlayStation Content Got Stolen (The Jimquisition)
Digital media is fragile - perhaps the most fragile media format we have, considering how tightly controlled and whimsically removed it...
James Stephanie Sterling
Dec 6, 2023
PAYTALITY: Ten Dollars For A Twenty-Second Cutscene (The Jimquisition)
A bruised and battered Stephanie had to throw this week's original script in the bin, so enjoy this bit of complaining about the...
James Stephanie Sterling
Nov 22, 2023
Maybe The Wizard Game Just Wasn't Very Good (The Jimquisition)
Hogwarts: Legacy received no nominations at The Game Advertisements and the terminally foolish are crying foul. It's not a conspiracy,...
James Stephanie Sterling
Nov 13, 2023
Apology Graphics, Rise Of Kong, And Regulating Bad Games (The Jimquisition)
Skull Island: Rise of Kong has quickly become a legend of bad videogame lore. Astoundingly unfinished garbage, it's giving even that...
James Stephanie Sterling
Nov 7, 2023
Silent Hill: Ascension Is F*cking Disgusting (The Jimquisition)
Konami is Konami, and Konami is the worst. Once again plundering a beloved franchise in the grossest way possible, the company has...
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