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Why Crazy Taxi Needs To Shut Up And Pacific Drive (The Jimquisition)

James Stephanie Sterling

Mar 6

Why Crazy Taxi Needs To Shut Up And Pacific Drive (The Jimquisition)

There is a new Crazy Taxi, and Sega promises it will be "AAA" as if that's some sort of selling point. They should be comparing its scope...

Konami's Silent Hill 2 Bloober Reel (The Jimquisition)

James Stephanie Sterling

Feb 21

Konami's Silent Hill 2 Bloober Reel (The Jimquisition)

The F*ck Konami News just hasn't stopped rolling, as the publisher fails impressively once again. Perhaps. This seems to be a joint...

Silent Hill: The Shit Message (The Jimquisition)

James Stephanie Sterling

Feb 10

Silent Hill: The Shit Message (The Jimquisition)

Silent Hill: The Short Message is a really rubbish bit of trauma tourism that feels like a bad Bloober game despite not being a Bloober...

Announcellation: Entertainment Media Is Losing Its Mind (The Jimquisition)

James Stephanie Sterling

Feb 2

Announcellation: Entertainment Media Is Losing Its Mind (The Jimquisition)

Love Live! School Idol Festival 2 Miracle Live had its release date and its cancellation announced in the same statement, marking a new...

Ubisoft Says 'Get Comfortable' With Not Owning Your Games (The Jimquisition)

James Stephanie Sterling

Jan 27

Ubisoft Says 'Get Comfortable' With Not Owning Your Games (The Jimquisition)

Ubisoft, one of the most garbage trash things ever, thinks we should "get comfortable" with not owning games as it tries to push...

The A.I. Tech Fad Is Just Compulsively Shady (The Jimquisition)

James Stephanie Sterling

Jan 27

The A.I. Tech Fad Is Just Compulsively Shady (The Jimquisition)

The shameless race to the bottom with so-called Artificial Intelligence is only just getting started, and I have to thank to the fad's...

The Annual Square Enix Letter From Hell (The Jimquisition)

James Stephanie Sterling

Jan 27

The Annual Square Enix Letter From Hell (The Jimquisition)

2024 is now grimly underway, and we have our traditional annual statement/threat from Square Enix, promising yet more terrible futures...

Grand Theft Auto VI Trailer Deep Dive Analysis Reaction Video For GTAVI! (The Jimquisition)

James Stephanie Sterling

Jan 27

Grand Theft Auto VI Trailer Deep Dive Analysis Reaction Video For GTAVI! (The Jimquisition)

Grand Theft Auto VI is the most exciting Grand Theft Auto VI since Grand Theft Auto VI! Join us for a very special video in which we...

Top Ten Shittiest Games Of 2023 (The Jimquisition)

James Stephanie Sterling

Jan 27

Top Ten Shittiest Games Of 2023 (The Jimquisition)

2023 is almost over, and it has been an absolute triumph of a year for terrible videogames. From Gollum to Redfall, so many slices of...

The Jimquisition Game Of The Year Awards 2023

James Stephanie Sterling

Jan 27

The Jimquisition Game Of The Year Awards 2023

It's that joyous time again! The only awards that matter until next week, The Jimquisition Awards, have returned to give us 2023's best...

The Game Awards Will Never Do Better (The Jimquisition)

James Stephanie Sterling

Jan 27

The Game Awards Will Never Do Better (The Jimquisition)

Another year, another broadcast of The Game Advertisements. The cycle continues. Things don't change. A Hideo Kojima game.

Digital Ownership, Or How A Bunch Of PlayStation Content Got Stolen (The Jimquisition)

James Stephanie Sterling

Dec 6, 2023

Digital Ownership, Or How A Bunch Of PlayStation Content Got Stolen (The Jimquisition)

Digital media is fragile - perhaps the most fragile media format we have, considering how tightly controlled and whimsically removed it...

PAYTALITY: Ten Dollars For A Twenty-Second Cutscene (The Jimquisition)

James Stephanie Sterling

Dec 6, 2023

PAYTALITY: Ten Dollars For A Twenty-Second Cutscene (The Jimquisition)

A bruised and battered Stephanie had to throw this week's original script in the bin, so enjoy this bit of complaining about the...

Maybe The Wizard Game Just Wasn't Very Good (The Jimquisition)

James Stephanie Sterling

Nov 22, 2023

Maybe The Wizard Game Just Wasn't Very Good (The Jimquisition)

Hogwarts: Legacy received no nominations at The Game Advertisements and the terminally foolish are crying foul. It's not a conspiracy,...

Apology Graphics, Rise Of Kong, And Regulating Bad Games (The Jimquisition)

James Stephanie Sterling

Nov 13, 2023

Apology Graphics, Rise Of Kong, And Regulating Bad Games (The Jimquisition)

Skull Island: Rise of Kong has quickly become a legend of bad videogame lore. Astoundingly unfinished garbage, it's giving even that...

Silent Hill: Ascension Is F*cking Disgusting (The Jimquisition)

James Stephanie Sterling

Nov 7, 2023

Silent Hill: Ascension Is F*cking Disgusting (The Jimquisition)

Konami is Konami, and Konami is the worst. Once again plundering a beloved franchise in the grossest way possible, the company has...

Stray Souls: A Bad Game Made By Bad People (The Jimquisition)

James Stephanie Sterling

Nov 1, 2023

Stray Souls: A Bad Game Made By Bad People (The Jimquisition)

Stray Souls is an absolutely terrible horror game. With its baffling bugs, nonsensical writing, A.I. art, suppression of criticism, and...

Creative Abandoned: Why Sonic Has So Many Bad Games (The Jimquisition)

James Stephanie Sterling

Oct 24, 2023

Creative Abandoned: Why Sonic Has So Many Bad Games (The Jimquisition)

Sonic the Hedgehog is notorious for having a library of absolutely terrible games. The worst part is, whenever they run the risk of...

Microsoft Bought Activision And That's Terrible (The Jimquisition)

James Stephanie Sterling

Oct 18, 2023

Microsoft Bought Activision And That's Terrible (The Jimquisition)

Kidd Bandit vs. Commander Sterling full match! The saga is over and the misery begins! Microsoft just bought Activision in the biggest...

The Game Industry Hides How Bad The Really Bad Layoffs Are (The Jimquisition)

James Stephanie Sterling

Oct 10, 2023

The Game Industry Hides How Bad The Really Bad Layoffs Are (The Jimquisition)

The game industry layoffs are really bad, but according to testimony gathered for The Jimquisition, it's far worse than they look. It's...