James Stephanie Sterling
Star Wars Battlefront II – Gamblefront (Jimpressions)
This is so much more than a bad mobile game in premium skin. It’s also buggy, unfinished, and mediocre “AAA” garbage to boot!
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James Stephanie Sterling
Nov 16, 2017
VR Is King, Resident Evil Is For Cowards, Nintendo Will Be BROKEN! (Commentocracy)
Be silenced, you! As the first run of Commentocracy wraps up, Duke Amiel du H’ardcore provides a selection of arguments from True...
James Stephanie Sterling
Nov 15, 2017
Super Lucky’s Tale – Plus, Xbox One X Thoughts (Jimpressions)
[Disclosure Note: for some reason, Microsoft thought I was relevant enough for an Xbox One X and sent one. This game’s code was...
James Stephanie Sterling
Nov 13, 2017
The Year Of The Loot Box (The Jimquisition)
This is the year loot boxes came to gaming in a big way. Encouraged by Overwatch, “AAA” publishers went all-in on destroying their games...
James Stephanie Sterling
Nov 8, 2017
Sonic Forces – I’m Not SAYING It’s Better Than Zelda (Jimpressions)
Sonic Forces is that other Sonic game. The one that lets you make your own furry fursona to fur up the place.
James Stephanie Sterling
Nov 7, 2017
Horizon Zero Dawn: The Frozen Wilds – The Cold & The Brave (Jimpressions)
Disclosure: Sony done n’ gave me an advance copy. Checking out the expansion for Horizon, with new weapons and machines and stuff like that.
James Stephanie Sterling
Nov 6, 2017
Single-Player Healthcare (The Jimquisition)
After EA murdered Visceral and “pivoted” its Star Wars game, there has been much talk of the death of single-player games. The...
James Stephanie Sterling
Nov 4, 2017
Call of Duty: WWII – Call Of Looty (Jimpressions)
Another November, another Call of Duty. Rinse, wash, open loot box in front of friends, repeat.
James Stephanie Sterling
Nov 3, 2017
Super Mario Odyssey – New Donk Lessons (Final Jimpressions)
Wrapping up my thoughts on Super Mario Odyssey, including the post-game, as I show off this undeniable GOTY candidate.
James Stephanie Sterling
Nov 2, 2017
Females Ruined Gaming For Those Who Don’t Have Sex (Commentocracy)
Duke Amiel du H’ardcore today brings word from the incel community, who have decided that “femoids” and “normies” ruined their safe space.
James Stephanie Sterling
Oct 31, 2017
Slay To Pay (A Jimquisition Halloween)
It’s Halloween, and it’s time to make a killing. Put the BLOOD in BLOOD MONEY as we show you how to not just slay, but get paid doing so.
James Stephanie Sterling
Oct 30, 2017
A Grisly Post-Mortem Of Dead Space (The Jimquisition)
Visceral Games is closed, and Dead Space may be no more. During this spooky Halloween time, let’s look back at the rise and sad fall of a...
James Stephanie Sterling
Oct 28, 2017
Super Mario Odyssey – Hatters Gonna Hat (Jimpressions)
Super Mario Odyssey isn’t just good, it may well be my favorite mainline Mario game to date.
James Stephanie Sterling
Oct 27, 2017
Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus – Nazi Alligators Must Die (Jimpressions)
I was hoping I’d like it more than the first, but sadly it’s just not grabbing me, as much as I love the characters.
James Stephanie Sterling
Oct 26, 2017
Middle-Earth: Shadow Of War – Loot Of The Rings (Final Jimpressions)
Our last look at Shadow of Mordor delves deeper into how the loot system has changed the game, and the fact that Orcs have lost their...
James Stephanie Sterling
Oct 24, 2017
Assassin’s Creed Origins – Gift Of The Medjay (Jimpressions)
Come with me to Egypt so we can stab up some dudes and grab LOOT LOOT LOOT! S’pretty good, all things considered.
James Stephanie Sterling
Oct 23, 2017
Turning Players Into Payers (The Jimquisition)
Activision’s patented idea of utilizing matchmaking to trick players into buying DLC is an unsettling one, but if you think that’s as bad...
James Stephanie Sterling
Oct 20, 2017
Pinball FX3 – TIE Fighters And Ball Jugglers (Jimpressions)
Some folks have been lukewarm on Pinball FX3, but personally I’m digging the hell out of it. Plus, that sort of backwards compatibility...
James Stephanie Sterling
Oct 19, 2017
Any Drooling Halfwit Can Pick Up A Controller Now (Commentocracy)
Videogames are hard work, and if you don’t work hard to balance them alongside your wife, child, and job, you’ll never git gud. You’ll...
James Stephanie Sterling
Oct 16, 2017
The Business Of Lies (The Jimquisition)
This week’s episode is brought to you by Sterdust, a totally original wrestling persona that WE OWN. We OWN it, WWE! Anyway, in an...
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