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James Stephanie Sterling
Nov 1, 2023
Stray Souls: A Bad Game Made By Bad People (The Jimquisition)
Stray Souls is an absolutely terrible horror game. With its baffling bugs, nonsensical writing, A.I. art, suppression of criticism, and...
James Stephanie Sterling
Oct 24, 2023
Creative Abandoned: Why Sonic Has So Many Bad Games (The Jimquisition)
Sonic the Hedgehog is notorious for having a library of absolutely terrible games. The worst part is, whenever they run the risk of...
James Stephanie Sterling
Oct 18, 2023
Microsoft Bought Activision And That's Terrible (The Jimquisition)
Kidd Bandit vs. Commander Sterling full match! The saga is over and the misery begins! Microsoft just bought Activision in the biggest...
James Stephanie Sterling
Oct 10, 2023
The Game Industry Hides How Bad The Really Bad Layoffs Are (The Jimquisition)
The game industry layoffs are really bad, but according to testimony gathered for The Jimquisition, it's far worse than they look. It's...
James Stephanie Sterling
Oct 4, 2023
Fiscal Responsibility, Or A Study In Game Publisher Stupidity (The Jimquisition)
Epic Games laid off over 800 people because management decided to gamble on Metaverse Magic Beans. Capcom's boss thinks game prices are...
James Stephanie Sterling
Oct 4, 2023
Paying To Play Early: Gaming's Sad New Scam (The Jimquisition)
Videogames are increasingly trying to get you to preorder or purchase expensive deluxe editions in exchange for "early access" to a game...
James Stephanie Sterling
Sep 19, 2023
Unity? More Like Pootitty! (The Jimquisition)
Unity's "Runtime Fee," a rather grotesque scheme where it plans to charge fees for game installations, has been met with a rather...
James Stephanie Sterling
Sep 13, 2023
How To Refund Starfield Because The Pronouns Upset You (The Jimquisition)
Woke SJW Liberal Wokeism Woke Woke Woke! A rational and logical look at the horror that is pronouns in a videogame's drop-down menu!
James Stephanie Sterling
Sep 8, 2023
Starfield: Proving That Encumbrance Is A Bad Mechanic (The Jimquisition)
Starfield is a Bethesda game, and despite what the reviews claim, it is NOT polished. While we make fun of how buggy it is, we also...
James Stephanie Sterling
Aug 30, 2023
No Sex Please, We're Straight (The Jimquisition)
Bridget is trans, Baldur's Gate 3 is gay, and you can't mod marginalized people out of existence. You're gonna have to get used to it, or...
James Stephanie Sterling
Aug 23, 2023
To Save Scum Or Not To Save Scum (The Jimquisition)
Is "save scumming" the best way to play an RPG? Is it a valuable and valid tool, or a dishonorable insult to a videogame's intended...
James Stephanie Sterling
Aug 23, 2023
We Need To Talk About Baldur's Gate 3 Being The New Industry Standard (The Jimquisition)
Larian Studios absolutely scored gold with Baldur's Gate 3. An incredible game, its qualities are nigh untouchable... and that's the...
James Stephanie Sterling
Aug 23, 2023
Sony Took Down A Shameless Rip-Off Of The Last Of Us On The Switch? (The Jimquisition)
The Last Hope: Dead Zone Survival, that terrible asset flip masquerading as plagiarism of The Last of Us, has been removed from the...
James Stephanie Sterling
Aug 23, 2023
The Golden Girl Pulls And Licks The Dog - Buttpire Buttvivors (Squirty Play)
It's a bit like Vampire Survivors, except pathetically saucy and not very good!
James Stephanie Sterling
Aug 4, 2023
Nintendo eSlop: The Switch's Shovelware Problem (The Jimquisition)
Nintendo has a real problem with asset flips and shovelware on the Switch's eShop. From the scourge of AAA Clock to the horrifically bad...
James Stephanie Sterling
Jul 24, 2023
Exoprimal: A Great Game Pretending To Be Mediocre Garbage (The Jimquisition)
Exoprimal has been written off by many as another "live service" humper of bandwagons, an also-ran that exists to make a quick buck. It's...
James Stephanie Sterling
Jul 21, 2023
The Most Important Starfield Video Ever (The Jimquisition)
It's just a simple video about a videogame, like any other videogame video. Totally not about Zenimax and Bethesda being horrible to an...
James Stephanie Sterling
Jul 12, 2023
Niantic's Antics (The Jimquisition)
Niantic, the fiendish peddlers of Pokémon GO, had some huge layoffs recently. They also have a bunch of failed ideas, a game they've...
James Stephanie Sterling
Jul 5, 2023
It Gets Good After 30 Hours (The Jimquisition)
Is a game worth playing if it doesn't get good until you've played thirty hours of it? Inspired by Final Fantasy discourse, I tackle this...
James Stephanie Sterling
Jul 5, 2023
Final Fantasy XVI's Magical Misery Tour (The Jimquisition)
Final Fantasy XVI is miserable. Everybody is a vicious hateful scumbag, everything is governed by a vicious hateful system, and the...
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