James Stephanie Sterling
Square Enix Is Poisoned (The Jimquisition)
Babylon's Fall and Chocobo GP have both recently demonstrated Square Enix's commitment to being an awful videogame publisher. It's the...
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James Stephanie Sterling
Mar 8, 2022
Babylon's Fall - More Like Babylon's Fail LOL (Jimpressions)
Under the thrall of Square Enix, Platinum Games has delivered a true masterpiece of awfulness in Babylon's Fall. This live service trash...
James Stephanie Sterling
Mar 6, 2022
The Open World Is Not Enough (The Jimquisition)
Elden Ring has demonstrated that open worlds don't have to be the sprawling, vapid, alleged sandboxes that have dominated "AAA" games....
James Stephanie Sterling
Feb 28, 2022
Elden Ring - The Dark Souls Of Games That Aren't Dark Souls (Jimpressions)
Elden Ring is like Dark Souls, but more. More scale, more options, more accessibility. God damn, it is good!
James Stephanie Sterling
Feb 27, 2022
Elden Ring And The Tiresome Dance Of Git Guddery (The Jimquisition)
Elden Ring is finally out, and with it has come the same circular discourse about accessibility and difficulty. We're not playing this time.
James Stephanie Sterling
Feb 21, 2022
Pokémon Legends: Arceus - Literally The Best Pokémon Game (Jimpressions)
Pokémon Legends: Arceus is what the Pokémon series has sorely needed. Quicker, more efficient, and far less of a waste of time. Best...
James Stephanie Sterling
Feb 20, 2022
Some Whining Wankboys Think Aloy Looks Like A Man (The Jimquisition)
Horizon: Forbidden West has caused the usual crowd of nerdy whiners a real kerfuffle, because she doesn't look hot enough for their...
James Stephanie Sterling
Feb 13, 2022
Did I Mention I Hate NFTs? (The Jimquisition)
Yeah, another NFT episode, but I cannot overstate how thorough my disgust for them is, how dangerous they are, and how awful the game...
James Stephanie Sterling
Feb 6, 2022
Insights From A Terrible Galaga Game (The Jimquisition)
Galaga Wars+ is on Apple Arcade and it's absolutely atrocious. A slapdash rerelease of a free-to-play scam, it exposes just how terrible...
James Stephanie Sterling
Jan 30, 2022
NFT Loot Boxes Are A Thing Because Everything Is Bad (The Jimquisition)
The shriveled corpse of Atari has inflicted a new blight upon the land - NFT loot boxes. They're NFTs (terrible) that behave like loot...
James Stephanie Sterling
Jan 23, 2022
Obligatory Video About Microsoft Buying Activision (The Jimquisition)
Microsoft is acquiring Activision Blizzard in one of the biggest power moves this industry has ever seen. I guess we have to talk about...
James Stephanie Sterling
Jan 19, 2022
The Procession To Calvary - A Classical Classic (Jimpressions)
Originally released in 2020 and finally stumbled upon by James Stephanie Sterling in 2022, The Procession to Cavalry has very quickly...
James Stephanie Sterling
Jan 16, 2022
S... E... X (The Jimquisition)
Game Jolt's recent decision to ban so-called "p*rn games" leads your old pal James Stephanie Sterling to rant about the treatment of...
James Stephanie Sterling
Jan 9, 2022
Cryptovania (The Jimquisition)
Konami is the publisher y'all just love to hate, and recently it's jumped aboard a bandwagon held in equal contempt by decent people...
James Stephanie Sterling
Jan 2, 2022
Square Enix Promises A Sickening NFT Future (The Jimquisition)
Square Enix has ripped off the mask to show just how cynical, just how exploitative, just how greedy the game industry is. As it embraces...
James Stephanie Sterling
Dec 26, 2021
Top Ten Sh*ttiest Games Of 2021 (The Jimquisition)
The year is wrapping up, and that means the grisly business must be undertaken yet again. Ten horrible, horrible games that contributed...
James Stephanie Sterling
Dec 19, 2021
The Videogames I Didn't Completely Hate This Year Awards 2021 (The Jimquisition)
Awards are meaningless. Videogames don't deserve applause. It is, however, the end of the year, and that means trophies must be given...
James Stephanie Sterling
Dec 12, 2021
Digipen: The College That Teaches Crunch Culture (The Jimquisition)
DigiPen Institute of Technology is an incredibly influential establishment in the games industry. A college respected enough to land its...
James Stephanie Sterling
Dec 5, 2021
The Stunning Cruelty Of Raven Software's Layoffs (The Jimquisition)
Activision Blizzard isn't going to let a massive scandal over its work culture get in the way of some good old fashioned layoffs, and it...
James Stephanie Sterling
Dec 3, 2021
Orangey Tangs: Jaffa Cake Monsters (Heaving Toy Chest)
In 1997, Jaffa Cakes launched a line of weird little koosh ball monsters called Orangey Tangs. I might be the only person alive who cares.
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