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James Stephanie Sterling
Jan 16, 2022
S... E... X (The Jimquisition)
Game Jolt's recent decision to ban so-called "p*rn games" leads your old pal James Stephanie Sterling to rant about the treatment of...
James Stephanie Sterling
Jan 9, 2022
Cryptovania (The Jimquisition)
Konami is the publisher y'all just love to hate, and recently it's jumped aboard a bandwagon held in equal contempt by decent people...
James Stephanie Sterling
Jan 2, 2022
Square Enix Promises A Sickening NFT Future (The Jimquisition)
Square Enix has ripped off the mask to show just how cynical, just how exploitative, just how greedy the game industry is. As it embraces...
James Stephanie Sterling
Dec 26, 2021
Top Ten Sh*ttiest Games Of 2021 (The Jimquisition)
The year is wrapping up, and that means the grisly business must be undertaken yet again. Ten horrible, horrible games that contributed...
James Stephanie Sterling
Dec 19, 2021
The Videogames I Didn't Completely Hate This Year Awards 2021 (The Jimquisition)
Awards are meaningless. Videogames don't deserve applause. It is, however, the end of the year, and that means trophies must be given...
James Stephanie Sterling
Dec 12, 2021
Digipen: The College That Teaches Crunch Culture (The Jimquisition)
DigiPen Institute of Technology is an incredibly influential establishment in the games industry. A college respected enough to land its...
James Stephanie Sterling
Dec 5, 2021
The Stunning Cruelty Of Raven Software's Layoffs (The Jimquisition)
Activision Blizzard isn't going to let a massive scandal over its work culture get in the way of some good old fashioned layoffs, and it...
James Stephanie Sterling
Dec 3, 2021
Orangey Tangs: Jaffa Cake Monsters (Heaving Toy Chest)
In 1997, Jaffa Cakes launched a line of weird little koosh ball monsters called Orangey Tangs. I might be the only person alive who cares.
James Stephanie Sterling
Nov 28, 2021
When Games Media Forgets The Whole Abuse Thing (The Jimquisition)
When Ubisoft's horrific history of abuse was exposed last year, it stunned me how quickly games media moved on when it came time to...
James Stephanie Sterling
Nov 21, 2021
Bobby Kotick Is An Abusive Monster (The Jimquisition)
The CEO of Activision Blizzard has been outed as a truly vile creep. Yes, somehow more so than before. Oh dear....
James Stephanie Sterling
Nov 14, 2021
Grand Theft Awful (The Jimquisition)
The Grand Theft Auto Trilogy, otherwise known hilariously as Grand Theft Auto Definitive Edition, is terrible. A disaster. A most amusing...
James Stephanie Sterling
Nov 8, 2021
Popeye - How Pathetic Can One Game Be? (Jimpressions)
One of the laziest, most despicable games I've ever played, the sheer lack of effort in conjunction with a well known license is beyond...
James Stephanie Sterling
Nov 7, 2021
NFTs: Nasty Fucking Things (The Jimquisition)
NFTs are the latest craze, and they're horrible. A stain on the art world, a total scam, and environmentally damaging. Naturally,...
James Stephanie Sterling
Oct 31, 2021
Scott Cawthon Simps Just Love To Hate (The Jimquisition)
It doesn't take much to get the defenders of Scott Cawthon to take their masks off and reveal the frothing hatred underneath. Enjoy this...
James Stephanie Sterling
Oct 29, 2021
Marvel's Guardians Of The Galaxy - Quill Got It (Jimpressions)
Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy is a damn sight better than Marvel's Avengers, but that's hardly high praise. That game was bloody...
James Stephanie Sterling
Oct 25, 2021
Hentai Vs. Evil - As Horny As A Soccer Ball (Jimpressions)
Hentai Vs. Evil has taken something beautiful (hentai) and made it bad (bad)
James Stephanie Sterling
Oct 24, 2021
Pissy People Protesting PlayStation PC Ports (The Jimquisition)
God of War is coming to PC, and wouldn't you know it, zealous PlayStation fans are up in arms! They see betrayal, contempt, and even...
James Stephanie Sterling
Oct 17, 2021
Why Emulating Nintendo Games Is Good, Probably (The Jimquisition)
Kotaku got itself told off by the gaming community for allegedly encouraging piracy. This is because it wrote about Metroid Dread being...
James Stephanie Sterling
Oct 15, 2021
Back 4 Blood - Left 4 Meh'd (Jimpressions)
Back 4 Blood is basically a lesser version of Left 4 Dead, despite having way more content. Turns out personality is way more compelling...
James Stephanie Sterling
Oct 14, 2021
Skatebird - Everything I Love Turns To Ash (Jimpressions)
I've made no secret of my excitement for Skatebird. I must now be equally as open about my disappointment.
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