Smurfs get stalked. Werewolves get busy. Augustus Meaty Fresh brings more meat!

Things are getting greasy up in here.

Jonathan challenges the Sun, we give Chris Pratt a piece of our mind, and the Poonicorn invites women to his diaper nest.

There's a dilemma between Jar Jar Binks and a Victorian boy, we butter all the toast, and backs are really bad.