Wake us when it's over.

Get over here and listen to this nonsense!

The last Uwe Boll film left to do before we can move onto some hopefully better flicks, In the Name of the King 3: The Last Mission is...

The doctors are in! While we were meant to do Sonic ages ago, some things happened and we had to go with something else. Since most...

Have you ever seen a hippo do a poo?

Secrets and mysteries abound as Ryan Reynolds pretends to be a yellow mouse for a minute.

We take a brief detour from our scheduled Detective Pikachu episode, since we forgot to do a non-game film for the new year. Enjoy Demon...

JOAN DARK and HECTOR SAVAGE fight one expensive monster suit in an otherwise dreary missed opportunity. Everything is here for a...

Somehow, Billy Zane is in this film. Nothing else worth mentioning is, but we mention it all anyway.

The goofs never start when Grandma's Boy is in the house! How will the Boy cope when Grandma does her Grandma things? Let it end. Let it...

Oh this one's bad. This one should be tried for war crimes. This is Uwe Boll's most hateful, humiliating, pathetic film ever. This is...

They couldn't even be bothered to find a guy who actually looked like Hitler.

We bander all the snatches and learn that we were the Black Mirror all along.

The movie boys become series boys to look at Hi-Score Girl, a Netflix original anime. ANIME BOYS!

Be the best that you can be, and if a mustachioed dog kidnaps you, play along.

Who the heck is discussing Halo Legends in 2019? We the heck!

What can even be said about this hot nonsense? Treasure of the Four Crowns is a very special B movie in which dinosaur attacks barely...

There was a very brief period of “nerds are cool now” in the late 2000s and early 2010s. We all got over it pretty quickly, but boy did...

The best thing about yearly traditions is when they end. This will be the final word on Pixels, as we produce our third podcast about...

Netflix is back with more Castlevania. Twice as long, and ever better, so let’s get into it!

There are movies that have dated quite badly… and then there’s this tale of broken ethics and jawdropping CGI.

This awful movie about moderately giant ants looks at a SyFy Original and wishes it could be that funny… and it’s not like SyFy Originals...

Ready Player Dumb.

A documentary about some fascinating men. And also Roy Shildt.

A competent movie. Let’s talk about a competent movie.